Title: Chinese New Year
Friday, January 23, 2009 @ 8:22 PM
HEY guys!It'S rac HERE!with me owner TRASEE TAN.(sry 4 the spelleng mistakees.)
Chinese new year is all about the colour RED.u know why?no its not because of the nian.that story is dumb.(no offence).I mean,nian=year,who kills the new year huh!?!?!?!?!MAKES SENSE RITE?btw,this is a really red post.yeayeayeayeayeayea.
so,heres the real story.
a super duper long time ago.there was darkness everyday.no sun no nothing.everyone was sad,darkness ruled the whole world and everyone wore dull drab robes.the most IN THING WAS a sparkly black cloth over the body.BORING RITE?then wen new year came on lunar calender.a rebel,who was a fashionista called scarlettee passed the darkness a fashion mag which claimed that RED WAS THE NEW BLACK.so the darkness turned red and everyone wore red on that day.
COOL HUH!?!THE crackers are just for the pazzazzizzazz.
HAPPY CNY everyone and don't get limited to colours!That means u darkness!MUA-HA-HA!
DO THE WAVE loopy-loop-loopy-loop-loopy-loop.
wan anuther story.no?then close this.if u do,read on!!!!!!!!dun-da-dun-da-dun-da
THE SUPERB STORY OF MUNEH.
OKAY,so this is orange.close enuff.
there was once a super million billionaire whu culd hv wadeva she wanted called racolet.
she had a manssion with many rooms.1 wif minibytes and blobs and chips.ONe with a swimming pool.one with a cracker,a pecker(bird) and a whacker(just kidding.i hate pain).
she juz wasn't happy. she had so much munehh and didn't know wad to do.And she was too full for 10,000 krabby patties.(SRY mr krabs).so,she decide to give away her money to the poor and needy in a super fashionista colour---red.
and since then,the custom continues.
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Ostaf Detinu!!!
